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"take dat you little twerp"

Wario x Waluigi
Anonymous
  • who cooks normally?: Waluigi would do more cooking
  • how often do they fight?: Not very often, they’d squabble a bit but it would never be anything serious
  • what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Same thing they always do. Wario would adventure and run his company. Waluigi would stalk Luigi/Daisy
  • nicknames for each other?: Chubs/Fatso/Porker for Wario, Twiggy/String-bean/Rail-Pole for Waluigi
  • who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Waluigi. Wario would bolt and not tell Waluigi the plan…
  • who steals the covers at night?: Wario. He’d claim Waluigi doesn’t need them as much. Waluigi would fight back though
  • what would they get each other for gifts?: Garlic and Eggplants, respectively
  • who kissed who first?: Wario gets what Wario wants~
  • who made the first move?: Wario did
  • who remembers things?: Waluigi seems like the more caring between the two, so him
  • who started the relationship?: Wario did, when he offered to let Waluigi straddle his hog. The relationship blossomed beautifully from there~
  • who cusses more?: Both of them probably ‘cuss’ up a storm so its neck and neck.
  • what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Point and Laugh

"Rats! I shoulda know…."

Wario x Female Wario
Anonymous
  • who cooks normally?: Wario does
  • how often do they fight?: Very Often. Their egos collide
  • what do they do when they’re away from each other?: They take turns being “Wario” for the day. One day boy Wario will go out and do activities, run the company, adventure etc while the other sits at home lounging and snacking. Then next day girl Wario will take over. It’s a good system.
  • nicknames for each other?: They’re not really one for nicknames
  • who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Neither. They both run for it
  • who steals the covers at night?: Wario does
  • what would they get each other for gifts?: Stuff they borrowed from one another. They gift it back to each other
  • who kissed who first?: Wario did
  • who made the first move?: Wario did
  • who remembers things?: Wario does
  • who started the relationship?: Wario did
  • who cusses more?: Wario does
  • what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Laugh and try to steal their money for themselves
what about that ol' ship wario and meta knight? I might have been a shipper who started it all B] Answer the top ones for me! otp
Anonymous
  • big spoon/little spoon: Meta Knight would be the little spoon. It’s not safe back there
  • favorite non-sexual activity: Fighting. It’s a love/hate relationship~
  • who uses all the hot water: Meta Knight. He has to keep the Halberd spick and span~
  • most trivial thing they fight over: "Why does’a he always wear de mask when we’a kiss?"
  • who does most of the cleaning: Meta Knight. Wario isn’t clean
  • what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Meta Knight probably wouldn’t know what those are…
  • who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:
  • who steals the blankets: Meta Knight kinda just wraps himself in his cape, so if Wario tried anything he would probably end up thrown in there and fall for ages.
  • who leaves their stuff around: Wario would probably leave trash and snacks snuck onto the Halberd inside the turret’s or missile launchers and cause blockages when they need to use them.
  • who remembers to buy the milk: Wario would make sure everyone knows when any sort of food runs out. There would be points where they have to make emergency stops just to restock on food for Wario.
  • who remembers anniversaries: Meta Knight remembers then and the broods when Wario completely misses them
i see you're a women again i guess we can both do make overs to each other and see how we look ^_^ <3

"You’rea not givin’ me a make over!"

Toadette X Wario
Anonymous
  • big spoon/little spoon: Toadette would be the little spoon, Wario would be the big spoon. Toadette would die otherwise
  • favorite non-sexual activity: Sports and Kart Racing. For sports like Tennis they would do doubles
  • who uses all the hot water: Toadette would, since she’d wanna keep her hair nice and clean. Wario wouldn’t bother to bathe unless nagged into it
  • most trivial thing they fight over: The above mentioned hygiene would probably be a common subject. That and the relationship being long-distance since Wario spends half his time adventuring or in Diamond City
  • who does most of the cleaning: Toadette would, Wario doesn’t care about messes
  • what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Wario. He’s a regular couch potato so he’s handling the remote. He’d probably record cooking shows for Toadette though as if to say “you should make this~”
  • who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Toadette would probably be the one calling maintenance. Wario would try to fix it and end up making it worse
  • who steals the blankets: Wario
  • who leaves their stuff around: Wario’s messy with stuff thats not important, so him. Toadette prefers to keep things neat and tidy.
  • who remembers to buy the milk: Toadette, since she enjoys baking so she would see its running out sooner (Wario wouldn’t let food run low either)
  • who remembers anniversaries: Toadette, and Wario would just wonder why Toadette is giving him gifts out of nowhere. Then he’d have to find last minute gifts to make peace
Domesticity meme! Gimme a ship!

if you can think of a ship, i will answer either of these sets of questions for them:

  • big spoon/little spoon:
  • favorite non-sexual activity:
  • who uses all the hot water:
  • most trivial thing they fight over:
  • who does most of the cleaning:
  • what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue:
  • who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:
  • who steals the blankets:
  • who leaves their stuff around:
  • who remembers to buy the milk:
  • who remembers anniversaries:

or

  • who cooks normally?:
  • how often do they fight?:
  • what do they do when they’re away from each other?:
  • nicknames for each other?:
  • who is more likely to pay for dinner?:
  • who steals the covers at night?:
  • what would they get each other for gifts?:
  • who kissed who first?:
  • who made the first move?:
  • who remembers things?:
  • who started the relationship?:
  • who cusses more?:
  • what would they do if the other one was hurt?:
Magic Anon! Back to normal!
Anonymous

((well aren’t you a lotta fun. It’s not over until I say its over though so denied~))