"Like’a she’d be able to’a do anythin’ to’a me! Wah ha ha!"

askthewah:

Sup losers! Waluigi couldn’t help but notice a stark lack in purple around. Wonder who’s gonna go and fix that?
         …Come on, aren’t ya’ gonna ask?
» Ask box is OPEN and READY!

Hey’a all you dweebs and’a nerds! Follow dem! Wario’s orders!!!

askthewah:

Sup losers! Waluigi couldn’t help but notice a stark lack in purple around. Wonder who’s gonna go and fix that?

         …Come on, aren’t ya’ gonna ask?

» Ask box is OPEN and READY!

Hey’a all you dweebs and’a nerds! Follow dem! Wario’s orders!!!

wariodeask asked: "Aw jeeze eet'sa a cop! gotta act natural!" *whistles innocently*

switchit-up:

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"Sir!" she pointed to fat-man dramatically, her one hand on her hip. "There’s talk of a misbehaving biker and you look AWFULLY SUSPICIOUS! I’m afraid I have to take you downtown, mister! If you refuse to do so, I have every right to believe that you are the culprit!”

"Whaaaat! Joost’a who do you’a theenk you’rea accusin’ here!" he bellowed back, despite knowing full well it probably WAS him the copper was after (he might have left a graffiti-tag or two around…). Still, he didn’t care for being accused so boldly. No, he was gonna resist with all his might!

"You can’a joost’a try and’a take me een but I’a ain’t gonna make eet easy for’a ya!" he fat man snidely replied. He then quickly did an about face and bolted off as fast as his stubbly legs could manage.

"….Eet’sa how I’a always wanted to go…."

http://behindthesons.tumblr.com/post/96297406219/10-things-you-didnt-know-about-the-muse behindthesons

10 Things You (Probably) Didn’t Know About The Muse

spoopyhero:

Inside The Actor's Studio Edition.

So the purpose of this meme is to give a little info on your muses without having to rely on others to fill your ask with meme questions. I know how disappointing it can be to come back to an empty ask so I wanted to create a meme that anyone and everyone can do (mun and muse). The rules are simple, you do not need to be tagged to fill out the questions, but once you have you must reblog and tag 10 of your followers to spread the love (as well as add a question of your own to the bonus section). You can fill it out as many times as your heart desires (we all know muses can change with their character development.)

10 Questions:

1. What is your favorite word?: 
"CashGold!"

2. What is your least favorite word?:
"Poverty"

3. What turns you on?:
"Money!"

4. What turns you off?:
"Poverty"

5. What sound do you love?:
"De jingle-jangle of’a a bag of’a coins."

6. What sound do you hate?:
"The hollow puff of’a an empty coin’a sack…."

7. What is your favorite curse word?: 
"Fart!!!."

8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?: 
"Tax’a Collector~"

9. What profession would you not like to do?: 
"Chareety Worker! Who’a een dey’re right mind would’a work for free???. "

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God(s) say when you arrive at the pearly gates?:
"Dey shoulda talk about how dey know I was’a unappreciated down dere and’a accept’a me as’a de new chief of’a de place! Dere ees’a no other acceptable choice!"

Bonus Questions:

1. Something most people don’t know about you?: 
"Now not’a many people know dis…. I’a like money."

2. If you were one of the seven sins which would you be?: 
"None! I’ma an angel!!!"

4. Sexual Preference?
"CashGold"

5. What position do you sleep in?:
"Lyin’ down"

6. What if someone told you…you HAD to lose, just this one time?
"No’a way! Wario ees’a gonna WIN!"

7. If you were a mythical creature which one would you be? 
"De rarest one cause den I can’a sell pics of’a myself to’a de press for’a big’a bucks!!! Wah Ha Ha! I’ma so smart!"

|| 10 tagged muse

((I dunno who to tag so go nuts anyone that wants to.))

"I’a don’t theenk I’ll eat ever again…."

Anonymous asked: what won't you do for money?

You

http://wariodeask.tumblr.com/post/98737298215/what-de-dida-everyone-transform-into-nerds wariodeask

everybodycheaters:

wariodeask:

"Calm Down Waluigi! Joost’a calm down!" the fat man yelled, trying to settle his co-conspirator.

"Now theenk for a sec will ya? Everyone we know has’a become nerds, right? And’a what are nerds best for? Dats right! Beatin’ oop! Dis ees’a free reign for’a studyly tough guys like’a us!" He flexed his arm to emphasize his point.

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        …Oh.

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OH YEAAAAH! Now THIS is what he’s talking about! Ain’t nothing more fun than roughing up some preppy looking chumps. And what makes things all the better is that that green tool also joined their Abercrombie and Finch ranks meaning a certain pointy stached man is going to have a field day today!

"Alright! Sign me up! I can’t wait to give them what comming to them!"

"Dats good, cause dey’re gonna get whats comin’ to dem!" he smirked as he rubbed his hands together. The overweight man was nearly cackling at the thought of the mischief he and his partner-in-crime were gonna cause. They’d show those geeks a thing or two, and maybe even steal some loot in the midst of things. There was no way they could fail, working together.

"Okay first theeng we gotta do ees’a decide on’a who our’a first target will’a be! Den we’lla go rough em up a bit and maybe shake’a down some coins from dem!"

http://wariodeask.tumblr.com/post/98737298215/what-de-dida-everyone-transform-into-nerds wariodeask

everybodycheaters:

wariodeask:

"What de…..Did’a everyone transform into nerds overnight….What de heck happened to dem all?"

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        "I KNOW RIGHT? It’s like everyone turned into a buncha’ nerds over night! Just look at how Bowser turned out! Or Diddy! And man did they do a number on the ape.”

"This is horrible! Wario, what are we gonna do?!"

"Calm Down Waluigi! Joost’a calm down!" the fat man yelled, trying to settle his co-conspirator.

"Now theenk for a sec will ya? Everyone we know has’a become nerds, right? And’a what are nerds best for? Dats right! Beatin’ oop! Dis ees’a free reign for’a studyly tough guys like’a us!" He flexed his arm to emphasize his point.

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