"De ‘quality’ of’a competition has’a changed since’a last time….”

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He didn’t know why, but the overweight man’s body reacted upon the order being issued. In his current state, with his body rotting he could only muster a shuffling motion as he began moving forward. He didn’t understand why he was following these orders, he simply seemed unable to resist at this point in time, in his zombified state.
And so he pressed onwards, a low guttural moan escaping his decayed lips as he moved. “TAAAAAAAAAAAAAACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS”.

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He didn’t know why, but the overweight man’s body reacted upon the order being issued. In his current state, with his body rotting he could only muster a shuffling motion as he began moving forward. He didn’t understand why he was following these orders, he simply seemed unable to resist at this point in time, in his zombified state.

And so he pressed onwards, a low guttural moan escaping his decayed lips as he moved. “TAAAAAAAAAAAAAACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS”.

indiffribot asked: What is your reaction to the leak of new characters for smash bros? I bet you were pretty excited to hear you are in the roster eh?

"Heh, listen kid. Dis ees’a old news to’a me. You’a theenk I’a wouldn’t know dat my’a great and’a studly form was’a appearin’? PSHAW! WE’REA de ones appearin’ afterall! So of’a course we’a know before de you’a common folk would~" he explained, matter-of-factly.

"Not like dere was any reason to’a worry about me not’a retoornin’! I’ma too popular and’a great to’a cut!"

canadianhugboxer asked: *hugs* I can't help it!! Ya look like a big, comfy, marshmallow!!

The gruff anti-hero didn’t even have time to raise any objections before the chunky arms enclosed on his squishy body, squeezing the very life from him. He was sure he could hear a crack or two as he let out a very pained gasp, the very air rapidly escaping his lungs…

Once he was finally free, Wario fell straight to the floor, unable to land on his feet, he instead slumped down on his belly, breathing heavily as he struggled to catch his breath…

teenytinytoadette:

Toadette was…speechless!

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But only for a few moments, in which she was staring at Wario with confusion, and then, for a split second, horror. It subsided though- man, she should have expected this! It was Wario after all…

Despite that though, Toadette was Toadette after all, and she was going to protest to his actions!

“Ewww! Wario! That’s so gross!” She cried, the initial repugnance slowly switching into brief amusement after a little while- the mushroom girl gave a small giggle, and jumped out of her seat, rolling her eyes and making her way out of the room. “No more music for today- I’m putting my violin back now- how about we have a snack instead?”

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The reaction on her face as it sunk in was the icing on the cake for Wario as he started laughing heartily, he had gotten her hook, line and sinker!

Toadette’s further protests only served to fuel his laughter further, reducing him to practically rolling on the ground in a fit.

It took a short moment for him to eventually settle down after the pink girl had joined in, and was now just sitting as she put her instrument away. His interest was perked once snacks were mentioned though! “Ooooh dat sound’a good! What’ve you got? Cake? Pie? Cookies? All of de above?” he began bombarding her.

"…..I’ma sure I’da be fine~"

Everything is explained…
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"Huh…."

"Dat explains de breeze den…."

Everything is explained…

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"Huh…."

"Dat explains de breeze den…."

teenytinytoadette asked: Toadette approached Wario, dropping some coins at his feet and then walking away. "Don't ask." She said, not even turning back to look at him.

Wario didn’t even pay attention the small mushroom, quickly grabbing up the coins.

"SCORE!!"

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