ashley-and-red:

………………WHAT?!

Mr. Wario! I demand an explanation! NOW!

…An explanation for’a what? eet’sa part of’a de game and’a everythin, so why can’t I use eet as’a a sellin’ point?

Woulda thought you’da like de extra publicity and’a stooff…..

Hey’a all’a you dweebs and’a basement dwe- I’a mean loyal fans on dis here site! Do I have’a a surprise for’a you! Eet’sa big, eet’sa great, eet’sa everythin’ you’d come to’a expect from’a someone so talented and’a great as’a myself.

So here’s de deal! Obvioosly you all have’a heard of’a my upcomin’ title, Game & Wario for’a de Nintendo Wii U (eef’a not, mark your’a calenders for’a de end of’a June and’a get de week off’a work or’a somethin, you’ll need eet!) Well in order to’a make sure dat de game ees’a de best eet can’a be, eet’a requires some additional fundin’. Dat’s where’a you come een!

I’ve started my’a very own website for’a fundin’ and’a suppot, called’a CrowdFarter, where’a all you’a loyal fans can’a send me barrel-loads of’a cash and’a show your support for’a de game dat will’a dominate de market for’a de foreseeable future! Dere are’a even special bonuses for’a dose dat are’a specially dedicated and’a send me especially huge’a sums of’a cash! (all listed on’a de handy webpage~)

So Hurry Up!! Pledge you’rea measily life’a savin’s, mortgage, car, boat, pets and’a other valuables, and’a be apart of’a history een’a de makin! Wah Hahahah!!

jamesartsystuff:

Wake up Wario, Class is in Session!

Zzzz….Huh wha!?! De answer ees’a Timbucktwo! You cant’a fail me I’a quit dis class!!!

….Dey were’a big ones…. And’a dere was’a ten of’a dem…. and’a dey had’a back up from’a ghosts….

Joost’a keep your’a eyes out for’a dem…. Dey’rea nasty pieces of’a work…

“Bah, not’a on your life! You’da have to’a pay people to’a take dem off’a your hands. Dat rotten pirate woman would’a make a horrible toy for’a kids and’a kids at’a heart!!”

As usual, the mention of his pirate nemesis had soured his mood. He never liked it when she came up in conversation…

Really? Name five.

“Hah, give’a me a challenge why don’ta you~. Dere’sa Mona, Jimmy, Dr. Crygor, 9-Volt, and’a Orbulon” he said, counting each one of on his fingers as he went along. “Dat’sa five easy, and’a dere’s plenty more where’a dose came from.~” he scoffed.

“But what about you? Can’a you even name anyone outside of’a dat gloomy spike ball and’a de walking trash-bucket? Cause’a I doubt you could’a even name three without dose guys. Wah hahahaha!”.

askninevolt:

wariodeask:

So! Dat doofus Mario thinks he can’a play with’a de big boys een’a de world of’a buisnoose huh? Thinks dat he can’a get away with’a tryin’ to’a muscle een on’a Wario’s territory as’a an entrepeenoor! Well he’s gotta another thing comin’ den! Him and’a his stoopid toy factor will’a be run right outta buisnoose! Wah Ha Ha!

And’a with dat, I’a present de newest’a product from’a WarioWare Inc.! De Mini Wario and’a friends toy line!~

Dese five excloosive toys are’a based on’a some of’a your most’a beloved celebrity figoores een’a history and’a are’a fun for’a de whole family! Dey walk, dey talk, dey play games, dey do your’a chores, dey’re great with’a pets, and’a all sorts of’a other neat stuff too! So what’re you waitin’ for!?! De Princess to’a be kidnapped again?!? Hurry Up and’a buy de whole set already!

Warning: Toys may’a not do’a all dey fancy stuff I’a joost said dey do, but you should’a still buy dem unless you’rea an idiot. In which’a case, you should’a buy two sets!

((A little something I decided to do for the release of the Mario & DK game on 3DS eShop.))

HEY WAIT A MINUTE!…

WHY ISN’T THERE A TOY OF ME?!?

((Nice drawing, Wario mun! :) ))

“YIKES!” The greedy tycoon was taken back by the suddenness of the out-burst, but was able to compose himself quickly enough to turn to the younger former employee “Hey now! Settle’a down 9-Volt, I’a didn’t forget you deliberately.

“Don’ta worry anyways, dere’sa always de next’a line of’a toys to’a include you een. Dere’sa not any current’a time frame for’a dem, but de least we can’a do ees’a arrange to’a have you squeezed you een somewhere along with’a Young Cricket, Kat, Ana and’a Orbulon. We’lla work somethin out at’a least, so for’a now, lets’a see how dese new products do on’a de market first.”

((why thank you, it was just a little something I whipped up~ :P))

Well dat’s where’a your’a wrong! Wario has’a tons of’a friends!! Why I’ma de most’a popular guy een’a de history of’a Nintendo! Eet’sa only natural dat I’d have gaggles of’a friends, since’a I’m de life of’a de party and’a all~

Certainly more dan’a can be said for’a you at least.~ Eehehehe.

Why doesn’t Waluigi have one!?

You’a don’t work for’a WarioWare: Inc., so why should’a dere be a Mini Waluigi Toy?

Nevermind dat a thing like’a dat would’a bring een de lawsuits from’a de parents of’a de traumatised kids dat had to’a look at’a dat face… Eet’sa too risky!”

Dey Karate-choppin’ action ees’a reserved for’a de Mini Young’a Cricket planned for’a release some time een’a de future (whenever we’a bother to’a get round to’a de next batch)

As’a for excloosive and’a expensive accessories… Try dis on for’a size!!!

Dat’sa right! For’a a limited time’a only, you can’a get a fantasiceeos’o Mini Wario Bike! Act’a fast dough, cause’a when’a dey’re gone, dats eet, gone! No’a second chances! Bah Hahaha!